I'm sure you can see the totally awesome banner following your mouse. Some of you can't? You have javascript turned off? How dare you! I spent an entire 5 minutes putting that script in this page. Sheesh. For the benefit of the reactionaries, it's text that follows the mouse around. Put any message you like in the banner. Just a small example of what javascript can do to - I mean for - visitors to your site.
If you look down at the status bar you will notice that I have an ever so clever banner scrolling down there. If you put your mouse over a link, it's now pretty close to impossible for you to read where the link goes. Unless you are one of those nasty people mentioned above, who has javascript turned off. In which case, turn it on immediately! Hhhhmph.
Lesson 1: The basics for an award? winning site...
Lesson 2: Impressive Entry Pages
Lesson 3:Cutting edge and kewl (sic): javascripts, Java, plugins, and other stuff
Lesson 4: Graphics, animations, and sounds (Coming Soon)
Lesson 5: Ways to avoid putting any actual content on your site. (Coming soon)
*Disclaimer: This advice is not meant to be taken seriously.